Jackie's Bootay

Came a day when I saw your bootie,
I said to myself "that's a real cutie."

I wanted to pinch it for some good luck,
and in return a giggle that'll lead to a good @#$%.

Perhaps I should just give it a lick,
and in return get an in-your-face kick,

Maybe I should stop this luvvy-dovey bit,
and do something else that's a lot more fit.